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Deena Templeton, Kool-Aid

* Mission Accomplished, five years later. excerpt:

"The White House said Wednesday that President Bush has paid a price for the 'Mission Accomplished' banner that was flown in triumph five years ago but later became a symbol of U.S. misjudgments and mistakes in the long and costly war in Iraq.

"Thursday is the fifth anniversary of Bush's dramatic landing in a Navy jet on an aircraft carrier homebound from the war. The USS Abraham Lincoln had launched thousands of airstrikes on Iraq.

"'Major combat operations in Iraq have ended,' Bush said at the time. 'The battle of Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that began on Sept. 11, 2001, and still goes on.' The 'Mission Accomplished' banner was prominently displayed above him - a move the White House came to regret as the display was mocked and became a source of controversy.

"After shifting explanations, the White House eventually said the 'Mission Accomplished' phrase referred to the carrier's crew completing its 10-month mission, not the military completing its mission in Iraq. Bush, in October 2003, disavowed any connection with the 'Mission Accomplished' message. He said the White House had nothing to do with the banner; a spokesman later said the ship's crew asked for the sign and the White House staff had it made by a private vendor.

"'President Bush is well aware that the banner should have been much more specific and said `mission accomplished' for these sailors who are on this ship on their mission,' White House press secretary Dana Perino said Wednesday. 'And we have certainly paid a price for not being more specific on that banner. And I recognize that the media is going to play this up again tomorrow, as they do every single year.'

"She said what is important now is 'how the president would describe the fight today. It's been a very tough month in Iraq, but we are taking the fight to the enemy.'

"At least 49 U.S. troops died in Iraq in April, making it the deadliest month since September when 65 U.S. troops died.

"Now in its sixth year, the war in Iraq has claimed the lives of at least 4,061 members of the U.S. military. Only the Vietnam War (August 1964 to January 1973), the war in Afghanistan (October 2001 to present) and the Revolutionary War (July 1776to April 1783) have engaged America longer."

* Friday in DC: No Wave author Marc Master head out to support his book:

-- At 7pm he will be reading and signing books at Crooked Beat records on 18th Street in Adams Morgan; and

-- From 10pm to 3am he will be spinning No Wave music (and selling and signing books) at Rick Taylor's monthly DJ night "We Fought The Big One" at Marx Cafe on Mt. Pleasant Street in Mt. Pleasant.

- related: Brightest Young Things Interviews Masters.

* Ten most vulgar ticker symbols.

* "Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event." -- Oscar Wilde