October 15, 2007

I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock and roll



Erin Bennett, Leaf 1, 2005

* Top ten conservative idiots. excerpt:

"3. Ann Coulter

"Ann Coulter has another new book out, which means everyone has to suffer through two weeks of foul-mouthed bigotry while the mainstream media pretends that she's actually got something valid to say. Huzzah. Let's see who's on Ann's hit list this time.

"Women

"Despite allegedly being one, Ann thinks that women are the root of all evil. Two weeks ago she told New York Observer reporter George Gurley that, 'If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.' Apparently this is a 'pipe dream' of hers. Presumably the pipe in question is the one she uses to smoke crack.

Foreigners

"In her new book, Ann refers to Arabs as 'camel jockeys.' Two weeks ago she defended this charming ethnic slur to Alan Colmes, noting that 'We have sure moved away from the day when we called them Krauts and Nips.' Oh, how she longs for those golden and racist days of yore.

Hillary Clinton

"Ann doesn't want Hillary Clinton to become president, because, as she told Sean Hannity last week, 'I do not want to be fitted for a burqa.' Er, that doesn't even make sense.

"Jews

"According to Ann, America would be a better place if everyone were Christian. And sorry Jews - that means you need to be 'perfected.' In case you're wondering what that means, Anne's got a train ticket here for you, just stick this yellow star on your sleeve and someone will be round to pick up your belongings later.

"So there you have it. Buy Ann Coulter's new book today. Prices are dropping fast, so hurry before it's only available for one cent through some dubious conservative mail order bookstore."

* 1965 Readers Digest short on how to be an effective grocery checkout person.

* Another video: Amazing beer pong shots.

* Upcoming: The Caribbean, October 19, 2007 at Mo Pitkins (NY), as part of the Hometapes showcase.

The Foreign Press, October 24, 2007 @ DC's Velvet Lounge, with Koshari and Cristy and Emily. 9pm.

* "In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools." -- Doris Lessing

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