how much do i owe you?
i'll pay but i don't want to


Colin Burns, (Sandra) Good Revelations, 2006

* Top ten conservative idiots. excerpt:

2. George W. Bush

"So while the Bush administration's position on torture may remain, er, ambiguous, there's one thing they want to make crystal clear: poor kids with no health insurance can go jump off a cliff. Last week George W. Bush cited his desire to see 'private medicine, not the federal government running the health care system' before vetoing an expansion to the SCHIP program, which currently insures 6.6 million children from low-income families.

"The bill that Our Great Leader vetoed would have insured an extra 3.4 million children. But hey, what's more important - making sure that we don't have 'socialized-type medicine,' or making sure that children are able to receive medical treatment?

"Surely the answer is obvious - after all, the United States spends twice as much money on healthcare as Sweden and France, and yet all of their citizens have easy access to doctors. What a bunch of stupid commies!"

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* Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age. [via]

* "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours." -- Hunter S. Thompson