August 4, 2003

I've Been to England / Want to Go to Australia Now

"It was announced this week that Madonna is considering in vitro fertilization to have another child at 44. Which is like trying to plant crops in a field that’s been over-farmed. On the upside, while in the stirrups, doctor’s found two World Series rings and Dennis Rodman’s wristband."
"The Bush tax rebate checks have begun arriving in mailboxes. President Bush said, 'When people get checks it helps them with their lives.' And then he went to a fundraiser where several thousand rich guys helped him with his life."

In case you have not heard, Bill Maher has a blog.


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