we here at the dust congress want people to know that we understand and support the position of the french government with respect to the war on iraq.

to that end, we will do what we can to continue to support the french. we will drink french wine, eat french fries, french kiss french prostitutes, drink pernod, listen to serge gainsbourg, dream about jane birken, whatever it takes.

we won't however, eat french toast. it's american, and we don't like eggs.